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Gay Sexxxmas

by MC Crumbsnatcher

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1.
EGGNOG 04:27
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I'll fuck you underneath the tree, boy Oh woah oh You know I've got a little present And it's waiting for you What you got down there for me, boy? Oh whoa oh I can't wait to see just what them ornaments can do Come sing a carol just for me boy oh whoa oh It's gonna be a holy night when I'm inside of your pants No grinch can take your ass from me, boy Oh whoa oh Cuz it's a Merry Christmas with my Eggnog all in your ass Oh ah oooooohhhh Make the yuletide gay? Bitch it already is! I’m sliding motha fuckin candy canes all up in ya lips You betta get down and strip Boy grab them pants and unzip Baby just show me that poinsettia and give me a sniff Yo why’s your tree in drag? Yo that ho’s wearing a skirt But that’s okay cuz that’s exactly where ah immuna squirt Just lay back unpack relax and open wide I gotta honey baked ham for you to taste tonight You give me fa la la la la la latio But when you lick up on my balls you gotta take off the bow I got five golden cock rings of silver and gold Oh and my pubic hair is braided with some mistletoe ho CHORUS I saw ya mommy fisting Santa Claus and got an idea I thought that i could shoot some Christmas magic up in ya rear Oh do you hear what I hear? It goes pah rup pum pum pum But it ain't no drummer boy it’s just the sound of my cum It’s raining down on ya bum It’s that addictive shit Cuz when you start to lick my pole ya tongue just sticks to it I’m on ya Christmas list Right next to peace on earth They call my dick abominable cuz of all the girth I’ll fuck ya under fir Yo its favorite tree Because it’s where I unwrap your ass On Christmas eve CHORUS Don we now our gay apparel It’s a jack strap bitch I had to burn that wooly sweater Cuz it’s chafin my nips Oh and it’s making me itch Hey baby gimme a scratch You’re lookin like the kinda present That I’d like to unwrap Ey lemme give it a tap Ey lemme give it a taste Come on now baby stick that peppermint all up in my face Im gonna soak it in glaze And since you nicely asked I got a partridge in a pear tree to shove up your ass CHORUS Why you ain’t tell me you were Jewish, bitch? That’s okay too! I’ll spin ya dreidel till ya yarmulke falls off of ya boo We finna light the menorah What’s your Hannukah wish? Mine’s for that CIRCUMCISED WIENER To get up in my lips Just call me sonic the hedgehog When I take off my belt Cuz when I hit it hard your ass explodes with Hannukah gelt! Oh boy I’m making melt Your’e all like Oy Gevalt! But I can’t hear ya right Cuz you still got my challah in ya mouth CHALLLAHHHH!!!
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Sodomize An Elf 03:58
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Ooh I wanna sodomize an elf this Christmas Ooh I wanna stick it in an elf this year Ooh I wanna sodomize an elf this Christmas Stuff his little stocking with some Christmas cheer Hey there little shawty You’re like three foot two Oh and I wanna stick my whole dick right inside of you Come on make me a little present Come on make it SAWEET And then I’m gonna come and fill ya booty up with my meat You wanna see the north pole? bitch I’ll drop my pants I’munna dash and dance and prance right Up into your ass I might be on the naughty list But if ya give me a chance On Christmas eve I’ll let ya play with my baseball bat Come on and lick my sugar cookies Let’s go roll in the snow I’m squirtin tinsel on ya branches Like a ho ho ho Oh I might be a fruitcake but if the mood is right I’mmuna eat ya ass till you say “It's a wonderful life” CHORUS Oh them tiny Pointy ears make me harder than fuck I wanna Take my PJs off and cram it into ya butt You look so little and cute You’re like a Christmas twink I wanna put a mitten on my Dick'n Ruin ya pink I heard the stockings were hung well so the fuck am i and imma stick my Ding dong merrily between ya elf thighs I’m lookin into ya eyes While you just sit there and spin you betta duck before I bust or else “You’ll shoot your eye out kid” CHORUS Yo is that jack frost nibblin on the tip of ya nose Or did santa come and dribble it all up on ya clothes Ya puttin garland on the trees with little red and green lights But baby It’s gon be a white ass Christmas tonight Oh imma bust on ya wreath Immuna sled right in You think that santa’s sack is magic? Look what I’M packin I got a big ass yule log That’s tryna get lit And I’mma dip my marshmallows in ya hot chocolate Take off that Christmas sweater baby And them earmuffs too I got a reindeer and he wanna land inside of you Oh and the three wise men left me a yelp review They said "You want that dick for Christmas? Bring some poppers and some lube" Woooo! CHORUS
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Krampussy 04:21
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OH SHIT!!! You betta watch out bitch Cuz yo stupid little ass is on my naughty list SOMEONE HELP! You better run and hide Cuz imma beatcho ass up with a branch tonight nooo it hurts! Fuck yo Christmas cheer! I came to turn your little ass into a Christmas queer RUN IT’S KRAMPUS! Nah, bitch I’m krampussy! like Krampus, but fabulous First things first Lemme tell you something I’m not KRAMPUS! nah! That bitch ain’t nuttin He’s a creep! And I mean it in the worst of ways He’s so weirdly obsessed with how kids behave I don’t give two shits if you’re acting bad Frankly, fuck your mom and dad The thing that I’M tryna do holds a lot more weight I'm gonna put an end to all these god damn straights It’s always football this and eat pussy that “Let’s have a kid and then listen to nickleback” Bleugh! Gross! You’re making me SICK And I’m gonna fix the problem with a swat of my stick You wanna make it through the night without me beating your ass? Well then put on some lady gaga and gayer fast CHORUS Ooh what are you wearing? And don’t call me bro Them ugly ass khakis have got to go Your breath smells like shit Is that beer in your hand? You better drop it and replace it a vodka cran Im bouta sharpen my horns And kick ya ass with my hoof If you don’t learn how to vogue You gon be missin a tooth if you say live laugh love to me one more time im bout to drop this damn branch and blast yo ass a nine I’ll fist bump you little breeders straight to hell And imma send yo car magazines with you as well You got diarrhea streaks on your chonies and balls and you’re borng as shit and that’s the biggest sin of all CHORUS I got a sister (oooh and shes a mean old dyke!) her name is menstrual krampuss (And she gon gitchoo tonight) She’s in charge of the ladies But before she’s through She gonna make sure that you all become some lesbians too You better trade in them heels for some birkenstocks Better burn that burn bra and learn to like the box You better grow your armpit hair real long Or she gon chop yo ass up by the end of this song Throw that knife away! You need a butcher knife Throw that life away! you need a butcher life! Throw that man away! You need to getchoo a wife! and sing the indigo girl girls while you look in her eyes You better trade that lipstick for some lip balm bitch And make sure it’s some unscented organic shit And if she catch yo ass again up in that girly attire She gon roast you like a chestnut on a open fire CHORUS you never seen drag race? HIT EM WITH A BRANCH Got some firm hard wrists? HIT EM WITH A BRANCH You never heard of Beyonce? HIT EM WITH A BRANCH Ooh they lucky that I don’t kill they stupid ass! You wear socks with sandals? HIT EM WITH A BRANCH! you don’t want cha cha heels for Christmas? HIT EM WITH A BRANCH You don’t own nothing with sequins? HIT EM WITH A BRANCH I’M IMMA TAKE YO ASS TO HELL AND WE GON GO THERE FAST! CHORUS
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Eat my ChristmASS 03:28
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Come on now sllllluuurrrrrpppp And lick it from the back From the top of my crack to my Christmas sack Just blalalalla Eat my asshole out Sing a carol in my hole when you put it on ya mouth I’m like Uhhhhh I gotcho Christmas cheer it’s the feeling that I get when ya lickin on my rear so lick lick lick have a merry Christmas? Hell no mutha fucka Just eat my christmASS I’m bent over next to the fireplace With my asshole out So I can sit on ya face It’s got a holiday flavor It's like orange and clove And if you lick it right I’ll leave some cinnamon on ya nose Its not a brown paper package Ain't tied up with a string But when you eat my ass out it’s my favorite thing You gonna make me sing I be like Ahhh HARK! (That’s Harold Angel for hang on a minute Immuna fart) But you could come back boo Get a taste of these I wiped em with some wrapping paper So get back on ya knees You got an anus to please I know you like what you see And tis the season So it’s better to just give than receive CHORUS I got ten lords a leapin just to lick this hole And 8 maids that milk me when they reach around oohh I’m in my gingerbread house and I’m naked as fuck Countin on my advent calendar when you gon lick my butt I wrote a letter to santa and I read like this: All I want for Christmas is a rim job bitch Get your red ass down here boy and gimme a lick Before I show mrs claus your grindr pics Nevermind – keep that tongue the fuck away from me I heard a rumor that yo ass got an STD It’s worse than gonhorrea, crabs, yeah and even the clap I heard you got a bah humbug and I don’t fuck with that You need to take your scrooge ass to the clinic now Get a sugar plum shot so you can chow the fuck down Gimme that tongue from the floor to the roof of the house till not a creature is stirring ooh except for ya mouth CHORUS Twas the night before xmas When ya sucked my shit You were spelunkin my chimney Like there were presents in it I was like Sleigh Santa! Yeah ya wish came true Cuz all the restaurants are closed except for Chinese food And since my anus is empty You can go real deep But hurry up I got got some mapo tofu waitin for me oooh and some christmas cookies Ooh and some cocoa too Actually nevermind, just keep on lickin fuck all the food We ain’t on 34th street but it’s a miracle still The way your slimy little tongue makes my asshole feel It makes me bite on my lips when you slurp on my buns And when I cum I be like God bless us every one! CHORUS
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All I Want For Christmas Is to Fuck Hella Bitches 2.0 02:47
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Ho ho ho Santa please We both know the only ho up in this house is me You can’t say I’m not a good boy And I won't disagree But I don’t need your presents bitch I get dick for free I fuck under the tree And I don’t need ya mistletoe All that I need is an elf and a bottle of lube yo I’m doing it real slow I’m jingling balls Come to my place this holiday I’m dickin the halls All I want for xmas is to fuck hella bitches Could be large or small Ya could be short or tall All I want for xmas is to fuck hella bitches Could be skinny or fat Don’t get give a fuck about that All I want for Christmas is to fuck hella bitches Could be black or white Just ride the dick all night All I want for Christmas is to fuck hella bitches Cuz it’s colder in the winter Need a bootyhole to enter Santa baby this December please remember Fuck On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me The rights to his anal virginity Oh he said fuck a santa claus Just cum in my chimney And I said keep ya cookies out And some milk too baby I left him redder than Rudolphs nose Busted a snowflake on his bitch ass clothes Let santa watch us from the window Cuz mr kringle wants my pringle can Nutcracking thats the plan Eat it like a candied yam Fuck my way to Bethlehem CHORUS Oh cum all ye faithful? Come ya ass to daddy Call my dick st nick Cuz I’m sportin a fatty Why ya getting mad at me I’m just giving ya gifts And leave ya walkin with a limp oh just like little tiny tim I be like marley and marley Gonna rattle ya chains I Rock ya head back and forth While ya giving me brain I’m gonna put you in pain You gon be countin them sheep And give you visions of my sugar plum when you go to sleep CHORUS

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released November 24, 2023

Lyrics by MC Crumbsnatcher
Music, Mixing, and Mastering by Titus Jones
Recorded at Crumb Studios Hollywood

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